flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

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joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

(Source: lmaquarius)

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sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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piplump:

"I’m against feminism but I think women should be equal to men"

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
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