potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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dontblinkitsacannibalimpala:

clit0saurus-rex:

emmerichbot:

image

this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

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happiness-and-grief:

"Look around baby,
Just be proud, you’re a sexy lady,
Work it on baby, play it loud baby,
Just be proud, you’re my sexy lady.”
Jessie J - Sexy Lady
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